We're just curious as to who is actually out there and what is availabe. We don't take any of this TOO serious. Its just for fun and the idea that there are actually some horny people out there...is a turn on in and of itself. NO SINGLE MEN INTEREST. NONE. ZIPPO. NADDA. Ok, we'll try this another way, maybe its just simply too far down in the profile (but if you MUST have an explanation its there for you)...we are NOT interested in single men--not for meeting, not for chatting, not for being friends on here, NOT INTERESTED. Enjoy the profile and simply move on to a profile where that's what they are looking for you. Its truly ridiculous. We just block you because you're annoying and either can't read or don't respect boundaries.***

Mi persona ideal: We're new to this scene and not quite sure where our limits are at this point so we're starting it off slow. Right now we're just looking for couples or bi-females to exchange erotic pictures with and possibly do cam 2 cam (so distance is not an issue). We've also considered allowing a female to photograph/video us (this can be a purely voyeuristic experience for you or we can talk about it more if you'd like to be more participatory). Its sometime a little difficult to take pictures of ourselves (can be a bit disruptive) so figured a "photographer" might be better to get some better pics. We may eventually be open to same room sex and possibly some light touching if the experience expands into that. Like we said, still exploring options and limits. Interested in couples and single(bi) females only. No interest in single men. So if you're interested in some type of erotic exchange let us know. **Truth be told these pictures are dated. We've both gotten older and could lose a few pounds. But we like to think we're still sexy. Maybe some more recent pictures soon.

Whatever YOUR kink is...go for it. However, some things that will likely make you not a good fit for US: You have a picture of a vegetable inside your vagina, you have a gynecological a-hole shot, you refer to your wife/gf as a bitch/slut, bruises are exciting to you, pee is fun, you're a cross dresser or list TS as ok in your profile, you like to gag/choke your sex partner, you have a huge dick (not a selling point here), or you do drugs. If they are your things, that's fine...just not ours.

SINGLE MALES: I guess people can't simply accept your stated preferences. So we'll take the time to explain because we keep getting contact by single males. As indicated we are ONLY interested in couples and/or single bisexual females. The goal here, as a couple, is mutual sexual excitement. Bi-sexual females---sexually exciting for both male and female. Even if its only female to female contact the male half here finds that sexually exciting. Couples---provide the opportunity for same room sex which we both find exciting or potentially a swap which provides new sexual experiences for both of us. Single male---sexually exciting for female half. Zero for the male. Some men do enjoy just watching their wife be pleasured. Not the case here. Sorry. Single straight female---sexually exciting for male half. Zero for female. Some women enjoy just watching their partners be pleasured. Not here. Sorry. So our suggestion, enjoy the pictures and move on. Anything else you're simply not respecting boundaries out the gate so you don't fit anyone we'd be interested in anyway.