So, you know. Just pretend I wrote something clever. I'm just here for the nachos and sex. Not necessarily in that order. Sometimes tacos. Oh yeah, and horror movies. New stuff OK, 80s schlock even better, if you wanna hang and watch The Last Drive In let's do it Mutant Fam. Seriously though I'm just here to meet people and have fun. If something else happens that's great. But fun is the main thing. Also, what the hell is up with all the fake profiles? You know it's like one click to search your image and find out the picture is Natasha Yustawhoreva, famous Russian model, right? Friends get to see my handsome face, btw.

Mi persona ideal: Someone who likes nachos, obviously. Also it helps if they're fun and have a serious lack of inhibition.