I exist among the other garden hoses, I look the same, have the same role, lay forgotten in the tangle of all of the other hoses, but I try to be different. I desire to be the highlight of someone’s life. To have someone smile, and be bright when I text, to be happy when I say I’m getting off work. To be wanted. To be loved in any way, whether physical or mental. Alas, I am just a garden hose. I leak just the same as all the others. If you think you can fix me, you’ve all but to find me.

Mi persona ideal: Single, white, average body, and no, I won’t send you nudes, you’ll have to see for yourself.