Working in London during the week.

Mi persona ideal: Looking for something very casual, FWBish. Ideally, a professional, similar mindset to me- would like to have decent conversation between sessions!

Want women, not girls.

Ideal woman is petite (but with bosoms I can use for a pillow; everyone needs one), who looks after herself. Doesn't have to be a gym-freak, as I'm about still working on my 6-pack as we speak. It's more in the planning stages tbh..

Got to be fun. Where are all the fun ladies these days? Must be the depression of Brexit looming.. nice to have a good laugh, between the sheets as well.

Ideally into a bit of light S&M stuff (I'm talking very very light). If not, I can show you. It'll be like 50 Shades, but on a smaller budget.

And dammit, I don't care about the hairy armpit thing which is so en vogue this week- that shit needs to go!! And downstairs too. A landing strip, ok that's fine. But come on, no one wants a mouth full of pubes. That's just wrong.

Stop reading this nonsense and message me!